Toner

A noun; a cool person, loser-ish, selfish and moody. But that's what makes him flawless. Has the most heart-melting, somber blue eyes; quite a looker.

Toner had a boner and was a stoner in the corner?

by anonymous April 23, 2005

tboned by a smart car

1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St on Thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch"
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."

by bad luck brunette July 21, 2009

e-tones

mobile based forum that kicks ass :D

lets go hang out on e-tones!.....

by IAN January 4, 2005

Andrew Toney.

An amazing, fun, sexy guy who treats girls perfect. He's sweet and funny, but won't be a douche around friends. He's cuddly and an amazing kisser, and will always be your shoulder when you cry. He could never break your heart or let you down or hurt you, he always treats you the best he can. Is ready to do anything you are if you open up and he learns to love you. He will treat you like you're golden and cherish every moment with you.

I know Andrew Toney. I'm lucky to.

by heyiminlovewithandrew October 31, 2011

Tonelli

A large hairy growth which can black the anus. Often a result of analingus.

I gave him a rusty trombone and he ended up getting a Tonelli. Now he can't crap!

by Taylor "The Ass Blower" George December 29, 2007

[Two Tone]

Used to indicate the difference in colour in a penis when the foreskin is pulled back and the head is exposed.

"Honey I love your "Two Tone" kisses, legs wrap around me tight.... "

by vancouverderek January 16, 2009

toner

a toner is a toe boner

woah man. His toner is sticking out through his sock. Thats hot.

by Jacob Hooker October 19, 2009