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Dean Tucker 

An male retard from the region of South Wales. Said person can be characterised by a lack of logical thought, natural stupidity and an incredibly small penis. A Dean Tucker will usually have few/no friends, with a ridiculous hairstyle and a horrible taste in music and fashion.
"Do you think my pink shoes will go with my brown top?"
"Dude, you dress like a Dean Tucker"

"My friend told me im an argumentative, self-righteous twat"
"You are. You constantly argue things even when you know you're wrong. Truthfully, you're one hell of a Dean Tucker.
Dean Tucker by Bruce Sprungsteen February 23, 2010

Tom Tucker 

A referance to an unknown person

eg anyone whos identity who you are unsure of.
Megan you love Tom Tucker.
Tom Tucker by feinian June 21, 2010

Ball Tucker

A “Ball Tucker” refers to a male who places their scrotum as well as penis between their legs as to hide their crotch bulge in order to look more like a woman. This term is usually reserved for drag queens, transsexuals, cross dressing heterosexuals, and perhaps the mentally unstable.
Adam: Hey, what do you think about this pink feather boa with sequins
Jonah: Dude, you're such a ball tucker



Glitter Sparklez (the Stripper): Hey there, would you like a lap dance
Jason:*turns to Bobby* hey man what do you think?
Bobby: Abort, Abort, this one is totally a ball tucker, ABORT!
Ball Tucker by Chris-G-Anity August 28, 2008

titty tucker 

What the above stupidasses are trying to define is titty fuck(er)...a titty tucker is a girl who tucks her breasts in to make them look smaller, as not to attract as many males.
BLOCKHEADS!!!
STUPID ASSES!!!
MORONs!!!
titty tucker by Douchebag March 16, 2004

Darcy Tucker 

Fearless teammate and hated throughout the league by many opposing fans and players. Regardless of how much time to heal before a playoff game will always look savagely beaten before that game's end.(ref. to two black eyes in gm 1 of 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs)
C: He just jumped into the other team's bench.
Noid: Is he trying to bite that guy? What a savage
Darcy Tucker by foug January 13, 2005

Your best bib and tucker 

1) John: "Hey Bill, What's the dress code for the works dinner dance?"

Bill: " Your best bib and tucker mate".

2) " Tommy had is first job interview today, he looked so Handsom all dressed in his best bib and tucker".

Weiner Tucker 

the insertion of the penis between ones legs to make oneself look like a women
Cal was sodomized by a hotdog at his own will and afterwards was called a Weiner Tucker.
Weiner Tucker by Gwen Pearson August 6, 2006