one-eyed trouser mouse

a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument

Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.

by Miss muffett's boy toy January 16, 2006

Shes one of those girls who think her crap dont stink.

a girl that thinks shes all that, and drags her boyfriend around and treats him badly

Julie: omgggggg did you see that girl
sammy: yeahh shes one of those girls who think her crap dont stink.

by K-ROTH January 23, 2007

trouser monster

See penis

My trouser monster is getting all worked up...

by bdabbs March 23, 2004

theuser

nameless reference to an user of an online social network by the media, mostly as a means to not disclose real identity while using content created by them

I feel like #theuser because my tweets got written about in the news without giving me credit

by shiladitya June 24, 2010

(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.

"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Son of a thousand

The expression originated from the Hebrew phrase "ben elef". This phrase is used to say "Son of a bitch/whore" without saying "bitch/whore". The idea is that if one's mom is a whore then there are thousand men that may be his father.

A: "You are fired!"
B: "Oh yeah, and You are a son of a thousand"
A: "You know my mom? are you one of her clients too?"

by Meltzerberger June 16, 2009

trouser sneeze

The eruption smelly gas coming out of the anus. Sometimes it makes a noise sometimes it doesn't. The one that makes a noise is known as a trouser sneeze. You have to be careful not to follow through. See fart, trump and air biscuit.

"I've just done a trouser sneeze lads"

by Pete September 25, 2004