Cage Lube

Lube to grease up bars

yeah like grease up the bars so you can escape . Use cage lube

by Knights of the Borg January 18, 2023

Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.

*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.

by Richie Roach October 15, 2023

Lube Mcgay

A weird person that is so gay it makes everybody in the same room as him scream and run away.

Lube Mcgay wouldn't stop following me last night, I thought he was doing to touch me.

by gaybrielisanerd June 9, 2023

lube your thighs

Strap-on-dildo

lube your thighs
That man had a thigh harness attached to the the dildo.

by freakshow21 March 30, 2011

lube-queef

The result of being DP'd with too much lube, and air gets trapped in the orifice. In males, farting can also contribute to this afterwards.

Lube-queefah: Grrrl, I just had deh trash banged outta me, den I has ta go. My shorts is all sloshy wit lube-queef and I'm outside yo place, can I use yo shower? I din' get a chance ta get all dis lube outta me and I sharted all over my shorts.
Host: You farted lube all over your undies after getting gang banged? Hot! I gotta see this.

by Sperloid January 15, 2018

italian lube

olive oil used for sex...

man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"

by katya & trixie May 5, 2020

Prison Lube

The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.

Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?

Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.

by Zen Chaos October 11, 2020