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The Denim Suit Theory 

A situation where the female salesperson or counterpart is so hot she can convince the male party to do something stupid, like buy a denim suit.
That bar clearly use The Denim Suit Theory for their hiring policy.
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Birkenhead business suit 

A tracksuit, usually white fila, worn with trainers: what people from Birkenhead wear on formal occasions
Person one: did you see our John!
Person two: yeah, he was on his way to the job center with his Birkenhead business suit on

wilbur in a suit 

a amazing, kind best friend who you can trust. she is very pretty and has nice hair. she is also very smart and knows about every dream smp joke you can think of. she is such a good best freind. pssst, her real name is taylor gardener.
Person one: you are such a wilbur in a suit!
Person two: you mean taylor? awe thanks!
wilbur in a suit by urlocalretard October 21, 2021

pearl suit 

When a man ejaculates all over a woman's flesh resulting in a jiz covered body. Danger: may result in a rash.
Marcus gave Sam a pearl suit on the last pub night.
pearl suit by samtina December 21, 2005

gumby suit

a floating survival suit that makes you look like gumby.
ah shit, the boats going down again, better throw on my gumby suit.
gumby suit by pockets1213 October 21, 2006

Bee Suit 

Slang for condom.


To be used with the term "Bees Wax" when talking about sex. When another "bee" term is used it is ok to use "suit" for short.
Hey man if your gonna get any of that bees wax you better where your bee suit.

Bee Suit by VTINE March 30, 2009