A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.
Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.
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An individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what's going on around them.
Q: Did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.
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Get the getting stroked mug.DS: Dude I walked into the bathroom and heard moaning and this terrible popping sound like pulling your cheeks really fast.
BK: Must have been a stall stroker. Did you see who it was?
DS: Nope, just saw black boots under the stall and got the hell out of dodge.
BK: Must have been a stall stroker. Did you see who it was?
DS: Nope, just saw black boots under the stall and got the hell out of dodge.
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