steal a brainrot

worst game known to man kind

R: hey wanna play steal a brainrot?
P:hell no that shit is absolute buns

by xvxq October 24, 2025

You don't need to steal it

Nah you just don't need to make whatever point it is you are trying to make here by doing this to me. I was illiciting a response. You could just do that. You can just do the thing I want. But instead you wanted to try to teach me a lesson and you just don't need to do it.

Hym "Nope. Fuck you. You don't need to steal it and I don't need to ascent to your worldview. You can just pay. You want me to change my behavior as a precondition to getting credit for the good that I do. I just don't have to let you do this reversal of my thing. You are trying to validate your worldview through me AS THOUGH it is the only way that anyone gets anything in life is by way of compliance with the Jews. And if that IS the case than how are you not evil Jewish cabal? It isn't gambling. Or if there is gambling I'm not the one doing it or orchestrating it. Seriously. Fuck your piece of shit kids. For real. How about 'stop doing shit in their name or figure out how to stop people from doing shit in my name?' How bout Dat?"

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

Stop the steal

Ha! The pipe bomber is a 'stop the steal' guy. That's hilarious. Also, I have been playing a ton so Super Robot Wars Ys and "THUNDER BOMBER!!!" Is the best thing to yell before you do literally anything! The game pays homage to all the old mecha anime and rakes place after the events of Lelouch of the rebellion. Totally unrelated but, yeah. It slaps. I spent my entire life thinking Getterrobo looked stupid and now I'm all...

Hym "THUNDER... BOM-BERRRRRR!!!!"

Iam *sigh* "It's Eminence in Shadow all over again... You know, I am literally the original stop the steal guy and that blanket pardon probably applies to me as well..."

Hym "Shit! The sonar! This... Are we blind!? I don't think we should be blind for this long. Did they turn the lights off!?"

Iam "Well... I don't FEEL blind... So there's that..."

Hym "Hmm......... Me neither... I don't feel blind either......"

Iam "Huh........ Welp. Boong.... Boong... Boong..."

Hym "Yeah well fire didn't work so.... THUNDER BOM-BERRRRR!!!!"

by Hym Iam December 12, 2025

Stealing from the geese

The act of a woman fingering herself with a scooping motion as if she’s taking the bread back away from the geese.

Ashlyn came home from chemistry class and couldn’t wait to begin stealing from the geese

by davewantsshots January 17, 2025

Stealing Property

Nobody give a fuck what you believe about execution.

Hym "That's a belief that you can have but I don't have to share that belief and the 5th amendment states that I need to be given due compensation for my property. You want me to have to listen to business owners and because I didn't you are stealing property from me."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》gabriel《¤》inglesias《¤》does《¤》to 《¤》steal《¤》the《¤》declaration 《¤》of《¤》independence《¤》《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》To《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》

what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》gabriel《¤》inglesias《¤》does《¤》to 《¤》steal《¤》the《¤》declaration 《¤》of《¤》independence《¤》《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》To《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》

by AUDITORIUMU February 19, 2025

Billionaires are stealing from...

Not you.

Hym "Billionaires are stealing from... ME and NOT YOU. If government policies that provide tax cuts are theft then the married and the parents are are ALSO stealing from everyone. They are stealing from everyone to support their own kids BUT THE BILLIONAIRES are outside of the grasp and now they want to steal MORE except from them in addition to everyone else. They are gluttons. And they wonder why they lost the election. You're walking up to the guy you're stealing from and telling him that we should steal the billionaire's money so YOU can have more of the money for you and your kids. And you know what happens when you get the billionaire's money? You get left holding the bag because 'you're an incel', they take all of the money and feed it to their kids (who inevitably just shit it out), and then they enslave you so that you can generate more money to steal for their kids in the form of child tax credits!"

by Hym Iam February 19, 2025