Squirrels!

Squirrels: An interjectory word used to notify a friend that their attention and conversation are bouncing around like a labrador with ADHD at a squirrel festival.

So Jennifer asked me to go with her to ohmigawd did I tell you about this place with the fountain? So I texted her back and anyway you've got to see my new iPhone it's so amazing I've got to show you the YouTube about the guy drawing on one. Ooooh, let's stop for ice cream and oh wow do you see that blond guy? ohmig...

SQUIRRELS!

Where!?!?

by Duxall Inarow July 5, 2010

Squirrely

The state of mind in which one feels energetic, crazy, and hyped. Often coupled with a temporary loss of sanity.

Guy #1: "Hey, what's up, guys?"

Squirrely Guy: "supbrowhat'sgoin'onsup!"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2: "He's already a tad squirrely."

by StoopNut December 12, 2010

dirty squirrel

partner puts mouth over your butthole while you fart making her (or his) cheeks pop out like a squirrel with a mouth full of nuts

I gave Kim a dirty squirrel last night

by dogdaddydollaz March 3, 2011

Bloody Squirrel

You're fuckin your girl in the ass cause she is on her period. Then before you cum, stick it in her bloody vaj and unload one on her back, while wiping your shit and bloody covered cock on her back.

"I thought my girlfriend needed a tattoo on her back, but instead I gave her a bloody Squirrel"

by Joe P Leprechaun October 18, 2008

squirrel

1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts

2. a goofy, hyperactive person

1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.

2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

squirreled

stashed or pocketed; usually associated with prescription narcotics intended for immediate consumption.

I gave that bitch a vicodin and instead of eating it she squirreled it for later.

by genextrovert April 9, 2006

Squirrelitis

A syndrome resulting from a untreated squirrel bite. Symptoms include; the heightened urge to think & talk about squirrels, the increased desire to fetch nuts, and an intense feeling of a need to climb trees.

He must have squirrelitis, all he ever does is talk about squirrels.

by Mr.SilkyPants November 22, 2006