Ron Short Squirt

When you drink so much energy drink that a short burst of liquid shit fires out of your ass uncontrollably.

Alan had a Ron Short Squirt in the middle of his final exam.

by Georgebrw March 12, 2015

pop some squillies

to smoke some pot

Dude today was so shitty, when I get home I am totally gonna pop some squillies

by Choadle March 12, 2019

jerk 'n' squirt

Fucking, especially if done quickly. From the jerking motion and squirting of semen from the penis during orgasm.

With all of the overtime I do, it's a wonder I have any time left for a jerk 'n' squirt with my girlfriend on Saturdays.

by pentozali July 14, 2011

squirt

A caffeine free grapefruit soda manufactured by Pepsi. Contains less than 1% fruit juice and goes great with vodka.

Dude 1: Yo, get me some squirt for my smirnoff twist!

Dude 2: Shut up, pussy!

by Nasty Massey March 27, 2004

brazillian anal squirt

Squirting pee out of your butt into the mouth of a very nice homeless man to keep his belly full and warm.

I gave him dah brazillian anal squirts cuz i love to give to dah homeless.

by Squigglespp December 20, 2016

Squirtage

Squirt-age
Noun. (skwûrtitj)
1. The ejaculate expelled during moments of sheer orgasmic awesomeness.

Dude, this Cinnamon Life is so delicious I think I just released some squirtage.

by Stifely July 18, 2012

squinty eyes

A semi offensive term for a person of Korean or Filipino descent

Among the modern Asian community of North America it isn't the Chinese who work the hardest, but rather the squinty eyes

by Sexydimma March 27, 2017