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twin split

twin splitting is when you and your twin split your bond aren’t ad trusting or close but it csn be regained through time.
we’re having a twin split but we’ll get there again we always do
by keisicky May 9, 2023
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Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

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Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

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Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
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saratoga split

Nandor the Relentless's half-up-half-down hairstyle
Nandor: How does Guillermo do my hair on formal occasions?

Guillermo: Half up, half down.

N: Also known as...?

G: Half down, half up?

N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."
by the-beard-of-edward-teach September 2, 2023
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Cornish Split

A sex act, only performed between cousins or close relatives
Oo ah my lover, fancy a Cornish Split?
by Dicktionary Corner December 31, 2020
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You Split

It basically means you are fucking great at something you do
Person 1: YOU SPLIT
Person 2: At what?
Person 1: Drums

Person 2: THANX
by Lil' Dumb Dumb January 31, 2021
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Lickety split

“I’m so turned on right now. My lickety split is soaking wet.”

“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”
by Kimcheevonfalk November 30, 2022
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Double Split

When your partner puts hamburger meat, sour cream, and melted cheese on your ass cheeks, spreads them, and scoops them out.
Last night I had a dream that my boyfriend double split me
by Bees Knees69 January 8, 2022
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