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kodiak split

When you blow your load on a gal, and leave without cleaning her off.
Met a girl on tender, she took me home to play hide the chicharrone. I gave her the ol kodiak split.
by Chicken wizard August 8, 2019
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Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.
Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs
by b391130301193 August 13, 2019
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Split the fur

When you're gonna eat hairy pussy, you use your thumb and index finger to open up her pussy lips to avoid hair on your face
Hey dude did you end up fucking that lil slut candy?
Yea, but before I piped her, I had to eat her out. She has a hairy pussy, so I had to split the fur.
by ern_dogg 232 v6 September 17, 2015
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Banana split

When an object is inserted inside the penis causing it to rupture and split into 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.
Danny: “damn, I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split!”
Luke: “guess I’m not getting and D from gaz this weekend , darn”
by The danster August 17, 2018
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twin split

twin splitting is when you and your twin split your bond aren’t ad trusting or close but it csn be regained through time.
we’re having a twin split but we’ll get there again we always do
by keisicky May 9, 2023
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Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

or

Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

or

Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
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Split Ding

“He’s the split ding of that guy from Eastenders
by morganmonaghan January 8, 2018
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