old spice

(n.) A masculine blend of sweat, gasoline, and animal blood, it is the sure way to snag the hottest chick at the bowling alley.

Used car salesmen smell like Old Spice and drink Miller High Life.

by Mr. Erik May 2, 2006

Boris the spider

Great song that was originally made by "The Who" bassist, John Entwistle for a children's album. It later became a concert staple for them due to it's success. It is one of the first tracks to utilize the "death growl" of modern metal.

When The Who played Boris The Spider, the crowd went insane and tried to jump on stage.

by Moltenbea January 16, 2007

spider man

A sexual deviation.

just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.

by mike January 5, 2004

Spice Christ

The term used for the unknown spice used on the body of christ (a typically distasteful cracker or piece of bread) when communion is taken at any church.

Pastor: Man these communion crackers are bland...

Deacon: BAM, SPICE CHRIST!

Church Members: mmmm...tastes like salvation.

by candorman August 23, 2010

story spice

when someone tells a story thats around 75% true but adds a little fiction to "spice" things up for the audience.

JIM: "yeah so I was at this party last night and I was dancing with these two really hot chicks, then they started making out..then like grabbing my junk!"

SAM: "Dude comon man, grabbing your junk?"

JIM: "Alright the grabbing my junk part was a lil' story spice."

by TBONE123 December 23, 2010

spider pie

A vagina so hairy that one cannot begin to get a visual on the skin.

Regina had a monster spider pie, but Jeriputo dug in with his tongue!

by slapaho jones March 25, 2007

Despacito Spider

A rare spider creature native in a game of roblox called ROBLOXian Highschool...They are made out of stacking two roblox head hats.The most famous despacito spider is DogeLuigi213

Player 1: Haven't you known the despacito spider?
Player 2: Yes
Player 1: Okay how is it made out?
Player 2: asdfghjkl
Player 1: fuck.

by imp fuck2 September 22, 2018