Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman

Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.

"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"

by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007

Stop speaking like a liberal

Request for a definite answer. Stop beating around the bush. Get to the point.

Radio DJ: Who's hotter? Jessica Alba or Salma Hayek?

Caller:(trying not to be offensive to anyone)I don't know, they are both hot in their own way.

Radio DJ: Stop speaking like a liberal. Who's hotter?

by TokiD October 8, 2008

sparking

To release shells or rounds from the clip of a sidearm, automatic or semiautomatic weapon.

He unloaded a whole clip on that nigga after he started sparking the glock.

by BrklynsFynest April 25, 2006

Sparking

The act of having or being subjected to an incredibly awkward crush; Similar to sparks trying to ignite a wet rag except there is no chemical reaction to start flames (desire)

You: "Dude, they were totally sparking on you!"

Me: "Yeah? well I piss on their teenage infatuation"

by Afireinrome October 4, 2010

Spiking

In theatre, it is the act of placing tape on a stage indicating to an actor where he, or she must be at an important point in the play. This occurs periodically during blocking and usually involves glow-in-the-dark tape.

Spike this and set for next scene.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005

Shaking Your Ipod

Slang term for guy's masturbating.
Referring to those ipods that you have to shake in order to change the song.
Looks wrong in public places if people don't know what your doing.

Guy 1: Dude, where did you go? Were you shaking your ipod?

Guy 2: Mayyybeeeee..........

Guy 1: Dude! Thats disgusting! But hey, we all do it.

by twitchyfuturesuperstar August 4, 2009

Snaking the pipe

Sex. Done. Defined.

It's putting a penis into a vagina, and doing the job.

Person 1: Hey how did you and Jenna's date go?
Person 2: Man, you don't even know. She let me snake her pipe!
Person 1: You're excited that you helped her with her plumbing?
Person 2: No! I mean we had sex.
Person 1: *slow claps* I get it. You were snaking the pipe *wink*

by the one with the stuff September 28, 2015