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smooth spoon

He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks
by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015
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Slothed

To be stoned out of your mind, your reactions are as slow as a sloth.
This one girl got soooo slothed last night.
by AllPickledUp🍆 February 8, 2015
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Slothtard

A person who is incredibly slow -- physically, and mentally.
That guy is such a mess; it takes him three times as long to do the same job as everyone else, and he still gets it wrong. He's definitely a slothtard!
by GambitKing October 6, 2015
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slothing around

moving and acting lazily, sluggish, lifeless; unwilling to use any type of energy
Mike: Hey whats wrong with Paul?

Jim: Oh don't worry about him he's just a complete sloth today just slothing around.
by Paul Hargus December 30, 2015
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smooth hank

A hanjob with lotion. Any lotion will do preferably fragrance free. ;-)
"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."

"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."
by worm312 July 11, 2016
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sloth disease

Very Rare disease carried most often by Jessikas. Very powerful sleeping disease where the victim sleeps 20 out of 24 possible hours. The other 4 hours are spent watching movies or spending time on their phone as to not use energy.
After waking up from a 3 hour nap exhausted, Jessika realized that she had sloth disease.
by Untamed1560 July 6, 2016
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Sloth riot

The class trip to the zoo was ruined by the sloth riot occurring in the panda enclosure.
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