smooth spoon

Spooning when too drunk to get hard

He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks

by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015

Slothed

To be stoned out of your mind, your reactions are as slow as a sloth.

This one girl got soooo slothed last night.

by AllPickledUp🍆 February 8, 2015

Slothtard

A person who is incredibly slow -- physically, and mentally.

That guy is such a mess; it takes him three times as long to do the same job as everyone else, and he still gets it wrong. He's definitely a slothtard!

by GambitKing October 6, 2015

slothing around

moving and acting lazily, sluggish, lifeless; unwilling to use any type of energy

Mike: Hey whats wrong with Paul?

Jim: Oh don't worry about him he's just a complete sloth today just slothing around.

by Paul Hargus December 30, 2015

smooth hank

A hanjob with lotion. Any lotion will do preferably fragrance free. ;-)

"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."

"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."

by worm312 July 11, 2016

sloth disease

Very Rare disease carried most often by Jessikas. Very powerful sleeping disease where the victim sleeps 20 out of 24 possible hours. The other 4 hours are spent watching movies or spending time on their phone as to not use energy.

After waking up from a 3 hour nap exhausted, Jessika realized that she had sloth disease.

by Untamed1560 July 6, 2016

Sloth riot

The proper term for a group of pandas masturbating angrily.

The class trip to the zoo was ruined by the sloth riot occurring in the panda enclosure.

by Woody Harrelson's Scrotum June 7, 2016