Ed the Sock

A hillarious sock puppet on Muchmusic.Every year he hosts a show called "Fromage" which shows the worst videos of the year with him talking about them.HE IS ONE FUNNY SOCK.

"I'm Ed the Sock,and I'M ONE FUNNY SOCK"

by TheWiggidy April 10, 2004

Ripped Sock

Like a pink sock, while during anal sex, while the guy pulls out of the anal cavity, the persons butthole prolapses (turns inside out). However, in this case, the anus is torn.

Ethan: i am pulling out baby!!
Zak: OW!!! You pink socked me and it ripped!
Ethan: Oh no!! I just have you a ripped sock...
Zak: it hurts soo bad!! I'm Gona kill you!

by Granny Gumjobs February 04, 2017

sock it to me

Let me have it! Do your worst! Rock my world! Used on a Nixon-era TV comedy show starring Rowan & Martin.

Sock it to me!
(A pail full of water hits the speaker's face.)

by octopod November 10, 2003

spank sock

Noun: A lone sock kept in a bad (yet handy) hiding space
for the purpose of cleaning up after masturbation.

Johnny was upset and embarrassed when he realized that his mother had not only found, but had washed and returned his spank sock to beneath his mattress.

by James Barden October 24, 2006

Ankle Socks

A pair of socks that cover the foot and cut off just above the ankle

Kiersten : Last night me and Jake had sex for hours in our Ankle Socks!
Kaylee : Oh God! Here We Go!!!
Steve : Yeah me and Chad like to fuck in our Ankle Socks too! Sometimes he almost needs A tube sock when were done cause of all the cum he produces!
Kiersten : Oh Good Lord!!!
Kaylee : You just had to talk about your Ankle Socks didn't you!
Kiersten : Im sorry me bad!
Steve : Im pretty sure Chad likes my hot pink Ankle Socks the best cause it usually gives him an instant boner!
Kaylee : That's Enough Steve!
Steve : Then again he might like my regular pink ones the best cause he say's they remind him of Kiersten!
Kiersten : STEVE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you sure look cute in your Ankle Socks today! (Wink)
Kaylee : Kiersten im gonna kill you!
Steve : My Ankle Socks kinda smell today since I haven't washed them in weeks!
Kiersten : Don't bother killing me Kaylee im gonna kill myself!

by SlopNChop August 11, 2018

love sock

A sock (clean or dirty depending on the preference of the individual) that is put over the erect penis and used to masturbate with the intent of catching all/the majority of the semen upon ejaculation.

A common technique used by US Marines while aboard Navy ships.

I ran out of papertowels, so I reached into my dirty laundry and used a love sock.

by Josh Jerew November 08, 2007

Rocks Socks

Shortened from "Rock my Socks"

Totally awesome.
Best thing ever.
Turns one on.
Makes one tremendously happy.
Response to good news.
Kicks ass.

That rocks socks!
You totally rock socks!
That rocks fucking socks dude!
The party will definately rock socks!

by Skylar October 05, 2004