snookeroo

A person that continuously paints himself/herself into a corner. Self-inflicted "bad luck" follows them around. Left to their own devices, they will end up "snookered", sooner than later.

From the term "Snookered", which means "no way out" in the billiard game of Snooker.

He has had 7 careers in 7 years and his second wife just left him. The poor fellow is a Snookeroo.

by Snookeroo June 19, 2017

shockercocker

A man w an unusually large , uncircumcised dick who shocks wives, girlfriends , total strangers when they see it. Often gawked at by millennials changing under their towels, resulting in serious head injury as they struggle to keep their modesty .

When Tony walked thru the locker room that Cooper guy fell over struggling under his towel when he saw his cock. Tony’s a shockercocker

by Davedale August 28, 2019

snucker

1 (noun) One who sneaks in to a situation (or snucks)
2 (noun) A sneeky fucker

When did Ed show up in the zoom meeting? The little snucker!

by JamminJimmyG January 25, 2021

Snicker

Over analyzing the thought process and step by step of an action.

Ya I snickered the way the ate today. I think something is bothering them by the way they held their fork.

by Sazzazz August 12, 2021

Shocker

I word used sarcastically by Helene a lot.

Landon: Wait, he got first?!
Helene: Ya, a real shocker.

by Fuel483slow October 5, 2022

lucre snooker

Interjection by a 3rd party whilst in sales negotiations, resulting in a previously interested party refusing what is almost certainly the best life changing product and/or service they would ever invest in.

The financial equivalent of a cock block.

Also known as a dough blow, a bread shred, a buck shuck or a dinero interfero.

"I'd been on the phone for half an hour and she was ready to take the banana grater, fish juicer and cheese bat, along with extended warranty; she was just about to give me her card details when her husband got back and performed a lucre snooker. I got no bonus that day and had to eat from the trash."

by jivehoneyjive March 23, 2008

news snacker

Someone who snacks on news from their cell phone, twitter or other social media.

I don't watch NBC any more. Nope, I' a news snacker these days with my new android and twitter.

by sbuser9 January 21, 2010