Smiffed

The act of smacking someone hard across the face. Like Will did to Chris.

Man, that guy just walked up to him and smiffed him like a bad child. Yo keep it up and I'm gonna smiff yo ass. That chick was smiffing the hell out her old man.

by alidocious March 30, 2022

Smorfing

Smorfing is the action of turning into a smurf. The word comes from the words morph and smurf. It can be used to make fun of someone with blue hair.

Kai died has blue hair, he is smorfing.

by Popcornflakes March 30, 2022

scoffy

of a kind which resembles schnapps; of the type popular in Italian cooking

"a scoffy table"

by BlockTheButtDumpster June 6, 2022

Scoff-Law

A law that can be largely ignored or broken without consequence.

“Hey man did you see the new No-Smoking signs they put up around town?”

“Ppfh, that’s a total scoff-law bro, here hit this.”

by Christian Handersun June 22, 2022

smuffle

to snuff and muffle a fire at the same time, usually with baking soda

Larry: I just smuffled a fire on my grill with baking soda

by joshua, stealer of infants August 7, 2022

Smoof

It's a stripper name for an individual who shaves off all their body hair from the neck down to achieve a smooth body thus becoming the smoof operator...typically achieved on Wednesdays before before going back on stage at the angry beaver(hating men since we bit the apple)

Butch told me the Mr slave outfit was getting a bit tired so I went home and shaved my chest and junk and came back Wednesday silky smoof

by Silkee July 17, 2022

Smouf

When one is “smoufed” you’ve been cheated of something in some way.

A Smouf is or being smoufed is nothing major.. you’ve been fooled, cheated, or bantered.

If someone owes you a little bit of money and they haven’t paid you back:

“Yoh you smouf… you still owe me for those Chips”

Or if someone cancels plans:

“Nah he smoufed us, he’s out partying instead.”

by nIechxery July 24, 2022