single wide

A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a single-wide trailer, and is therefore not as committed to the trailer park as a double wide.

He's definitely only a single wide. He'll be out of the trailer park before his 25th birthday.

by wordguy2 March 9, 2010

world's worst singers list

3)My dad
2)My dad (when drunk)
1) you

Don't I rule? :)

by Gumba Gumba April 9, 2004

Singer

A stud with perfect intercourse technique. Named after the Singer brand of sewing machine, this 'sowing machine' has consistent timing that can be varied from slow to fast, much like the needle on a sewing machine creates perfect strokes.

Babe: Wow, that Horny dude can satisfy me every time. He is a real Singer.
Stud: Yup, like a well-oiled machine. Some credit goes to the Babe for having the perfect lubrication.

by pornhorny February 7, 2010

Single Mom

A female who is the sole provider for their child(ren), financially and emotionally. This can be do to unforeseeable circumstances, such as death. Or by choice, such as artificial insemination. Often times these females are forced to seek government assistance, but is not always the case. Women who receive help from the other parent, child support or weekends at the other parents for examples could not be considered single moms. Though they are single, the other parent is still assisting them in rearing the child(ren).

Jane is an awesome single mom, her husband died so now she's doing it all on her own.

by PinkTee October 4, 2009

single mingle

noun:

describing a person just coming out of a relationship wishing to become a 'single mingle'. this means wanting time out of a relationship to be free and single, whilst mingling around.

verb:

to 'single mingle' around.

"although i'm upset to have broken up with Michael, i'm glad now i can be a single mingle again."

"ah finally, im free, now i can single mingle around!"

by lozmicht4 March 18, 2010

single mingle

When a single guy rufies a handful of ladies (3-6) at the same time, and takes them back to his place to "mingle."

Example 1:
Bro 1: Dude that party was so wild. I single mingled 4 girls in my dorm room.
Bro 2: I know! I single mingled 12, some of which had just left your room.
**Hi-Five**

Example 2:
Girl Roommate 1: I don't remember anything from last night, what happened? All I know is my ass hurts so bad.
Girl Roommate 2: Oh my gosh, me too! My b-hole is twice the size it was yesterday.
Girl Roommate 3: **Limps into the room** I think we got single mingled.

by the single mingler September 15, 2011

single and ready to fingle

you're single, you're horny,and you're looking for some action.

(i.e. "single and ready to mingle" so "single and ready to fingle")

tegan: "dude...i'm single and hating it"
timmy: "noo man...check out that bitch"
tegan: "hell yeah man, i'm single and ready to fingle that broad!"
timmy: "get some bro!"

by rastabro March 25, 2009