This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it, or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it).
Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar, to get that ride, to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow".
by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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Lets just say Bob goes to Garry's house for a sleep over... they stay up real late and Bob ends up just going to bed cause he is to tired. Well Garry decides to have himself a good old time and gives Bob a sleepy swallow. Not cool Garry....
by 99 ZULU October 28, 2009
Get the Sleepy swallow mug.The person fellating receives the ejaculate and uncertain and in a panicked state of mind is unsure as to weather spit or swallow. This could be the result of conflict between liking and loathing the tasting of sperm, the pressure to please the felatee, or, the receiver of sperm is unsure as to weather the sperm is in fact swallow-worthy. In any case, some unintentionally gets ingested either way. Usually with a mass of spit.
"I hear you've got a new bird. Does she swallow?" "Yeah, usually, but last night I ate a curry and she hates the taste of curry in my splooge. So, she spallowed instead."
by Chunderbreath June 25, 2009
Get the Spallow mug.One of the most active members of Whimit.com, a Russian online community of some 30,000 teenagers from the Tri-State area. He can be found on the Whimit.com forums where he shares somewhat distinct views with his fellow peers. Being older than the rest of the members, he’s acknowledged as one of the driving forces of the Whimit.com community as a whole and is renowned for his sharp tongue and clear thinking.
Calling on Ascetics: Is there anyone in here who does not feel horny, lascivious and lustful?
Same as kleptomania, when sick bastards steal for no reason. Now, you want to protect those people too and give them all the legal rights to steal? Why not?
How did you figure that out? I think it's wrong-wrong. And I'm not talking about the platonic type of love here.
And I learned one more lesson - don't ask questions to get a YES if you know the answer will be a NO. Because if you hear the NO-NO part, it will make you mad and upset that you were stupid enough to start asking.
Do I give a fuck about reading a FAQ that you've written? No!
I write this because I think about you and about what you are doing. I miss you. I tell everybody how much I like you. Why don't you come to me and talk to me face to face? Are you embarrassed? Are you scared? Are you disgusted? Are you out of you mind?!
The note of sarcasm in your last sentence was necessary. Nobody wants to admit that we actually do ask for something from people that can be thought as our enemies.
Same as kleptomania, when sick bastards steal for no reason. Now, you want to protect those people too and give them all the legal rights to steal? Why not?
How did you figure that out? I think it's wrong-wrong. And I'm not talking about the platonic type of love here.
And I learned one more lesson - don't ask questions to get a YES if you know the answer will be a NO. Because if you hear the NO-NO part, it will make you mad and upset that you were stupid enough to start asking.
Do I give a fuck about reading a FAQ that you've written? No!
I write this because I think about you and about what you are doing. I miss you. I tell everybody how much I like you. Why don't you come to me and talk to me face to face? Are you embarrassed? Are you scared? Are you disgusted? Are you out of you mind?!
The note of sarcasm in your last sentence was necessary. Nobody wants to admit that we actually do ask for something from people that can be thought as our enemies.
by Elijah March 24, 2004
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•To cause or allow (something) passing down the throat and performing the muscular movement of the esophagus required to do this
• completely use up (money or resources)
• an amount of something swallowed in one action
•To cause or allow (something) passing down the throat and performing the muscular movement of the esophagus required to do this
• completely use up (money or resources)
• an amount of something swallowed in one action
by SuraScent July 25, 2009
Get the Swallow mug.Verb. To put a spin on an old cliche to make it seem more original to your audience. Usually the spin is ridiculous and idiosyncratic, but sometimes it can totally redeem a passage.
The term comes from the old cliche of a spy cutting through the rope (s)he is caught up in with a knife that (s)he finds in her pockets that the guards did not pat down correctly. A writer might put a spin on the old cliche by having the spy vomit up the knife, thus making it at least somewhat original.
The term comes from the old cliche of a spy cutting through the rope (s)he is caught up in with a knife that (s)he finds in her pockets that the guards did not pat down correctly. A writer might put a spin on the old cliche by having the spy vomit up the knife, thus making it at least somewhat original.
Writer: Did Josh finally fix the story?
Writer 2: Yeah, his explanation for why the character killed all of the bounty hunters went from "because they killed his family" to "because they were incredibly intelligent game show hosts on Mars.
Writer: Damn, he really knows how to swallow the knife.
Writer 2: Tell me about it.
Writer 2: Yeah, his explanation for why the character killed all of the bounty hunters went from "because they killed his family" to "because they were incredibly intelligent game show hosts on Mars.
Writer: Damn, he really knows how to swallow the knife.
Writer 2: Tell me about it.
by Flies August 1, 2007
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