Any and all porn that is used to shock and awe the shit out of your friends. Generally disgusting, gnarly and otherwise unsettling.
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The Guy Shocker is the specific position of the fingers used when a guy is relaxing and he has his hands down the front of his pants. The classic position involves a guy with his thumb around or in his belly button and some or all his fingers down below the belt-line and inside his underwear. Comfortable and easy to do.(Not X-rated at all.)
"When I was sitting watching TV the other day, I whipped out the guy shocker and was so comfortable that i fell asleep."
"Girls just can't relate to guys and how we feel about our testicles. They don't understand how comforting it is to give yourself the guy shocker and just relax."
"Girls just can't relate to guys and how we feel about our testicles. They don't understand how comforting it is to give yourself the guy shocker and just relax."
by Dick Keene April 13, 2008
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Get the dislexic shocker mug.a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease
It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease
It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.
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