Sad Nasty

When someone uses their tears as anal lubricant with their sexual partner.

Josh: I saw Alec walk out of the Library crying, is he okay?
Connor: Yeah he was probably doing the Sad Nasty with his girlfriend again.

by Centurion_Code April 04, 2018

Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!

Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness

by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020

sad pupper

a pupper that has faced absolute despair, disappointment, or fear and is in turn sad because of it

that pupper is sad for he is stuck, therefore he is a sad pupper

by Rikerino July 14, 2017

Sad Santa

Unreciprocated oral sex.

Last night was just ok. I went down on her, but I ended up just giving her the Sad Santa.

by jdmartin August 17, 2015

Smash Sad

When you’re playing Super Smash Bros. and you constantly lose or are off you’re game.

Hey man, don’t bother him, he’s smash sad

by papapattyp June 10, 2020

sister sad

Being sad but the next level.

Person 1: Dude are you okay you look sad
Person 2: Nah dude I’m sister sad

Person 1: Dang bro that sucks

by andioop420 November 08, 2019

sad giggity

When a phrase could be taken as sexual but also depressing or awkward.

Guy 1: *referring to test scores*... and no matter what I did, I just couldn't get it up.
Guy 2: Ha! Sad giggity.

by Jex the Ripper February 22, 2017