push the river

Futile attempt at changing a course of events.
Don't push the river by giving me all these self help books, go with the flow, or just go.
by fecund December 03, 2014
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River Pig

A trophy fish caught in a river. Usually any catch over a normal fish weight. Possibly an awesome name for a baseball team.
That River pig I caught yesterday weighed almost 5 pounds.
by Jelly or jam August 26, 2019
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middle river

A town in Baltimore County, MD that is dirty also named “Dirty River” and also known for drug dealers
Oh Middle River yeah it’s pretty trashy
by @NickBregoli March 11, 2018
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River Job

When a mans nut is transfered from one asshole to another with ones mouth.
Jim river jobbed me last night, it was weird.
by Aldtai April 23, 2011
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river daddy

Male tents of “Mountan Momma
by DirtyCoxy July 26, 2018
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Up River

A slang term used in North West United States to describe lower income, Caucasian people, with poor health and/or hygiene standards that often live up the valleys’ hillsides who typically like Nascar.
Look at all the junk cars and broken washing machines in Billy-Bob's front lawn; he must be "up river".
by Rogue__Hero April 10, 2011
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Fall River

Fall River like any other city has it's "ups and downs" I myself am rather fond of Fall River. The city on a Hill filled with ethnic diversity including an abundance of European Immigrant traditions as well as gorgeous old Victorian Homes and neighborhoods.
Fall River was named after the Quequechan; a Native American, which translates into "falling water". The Quequechan River runs through the city which overlooks the Taunton River and flows into Mt. Hope Bay. The river, along with all the salt used in the winters here, are the main causes for all the "potholes" So my suggestion is be aware and drive slowly. enjoy the sites.

If someone tells you to Cruise the "Ave" there are much better ways to waste your gas such as drive from Somerset to Little Portugal in 5 minutes flat.

You might find a sign that reads: "Next time you cut through my yard go around" or never-ending one way streets large enough for 2 lanes, and two way streets one lane wide. But again, Drive slowly! Some potholes have been known to swallow entire Toyota sedans.

Fall Rivers hails the unsolved mystery of Lizzie Borden; acquitted of the hatchet murders of her father and stepmother in 1892. She is buried at Oak Grove Cemetary.
Emeril Lagasse, the famous chef is from Fall River, MA. BAM!
I went to see the "Portas da Cidade" in Fall River and sat on the bench and ate a malassada.
by 67twinturbo February 26, 2009
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