recturnal emissions

A gay man's wet dream

He dreamed of his macho dog trainer and neighborhood ice cream man, waking up with mud splattered sheets. He had woken experiencing recturnal emissions.

by JorgeHammer July 24, 2010

thievin rectum

a rectum taht is encountering some problems.

Oh crap, ive got a thievin rectum

by homes July 17, 2003

RECUS

"RECUS" American for a bitch ass fudge packing faget

"Hey did you see those two gay guys they were acting like a recus."

by Arthur Smith August 13, 2003

rectum stabber

A homosexual poofter

Man that guy is a rectum stabber

by spazmatronic October 27, 2008

recluse

the anti-hogie, purveyor of mindless and ruthless comedy

recluse laughs at Goldmine of Misinformation

by Kareem O'Wheat December 30, 2005

clowns rectum

clowns rectum is a funny impolite way of calling someone you are friends with a funny asshole as you are calling them a "clowns rectum"

Man says something foolish friend of that man calls him a clowns rectum

by sutz October 16, 2008

mexican rectum

When you take hot sauce and pour it on a girls ass-hole and take a soccer ball and use it as a dildo on the girl, with hot sauce on the ball.

I gave my mom a mexican rectum last night while my dad beat it while watching me pour the hot sauce on the soccer ball.

by Heafty Tony April 13, 2011