shit the pool

to royally fuck up; to do something so messed up that fixing things is unforseeable

Sorry about the picture message of my dick that I sent to your Mom-it was supposed to go to your sister. I totally shit the pool on that one.

by dundunidun December 27, 2011

Hawaiian swimming pool

When a guy cums in an innie and it hardens into an outie.

guy 1 "i heard you gave Samantha a Hawaiian swimming pool last night"

guy 2 "yea she loved it"

by danster4286 April 15, 2020

Texas Car Pool

When someone takes out their rage on a homosexual primarily from suppressing inner homo-erotic feelings. Usually the homosexual dies in some mid-evil torture like being drawn and quartered.

Mike noticed that guy making eye contact with him at the bar, so we gave him a Texas Car Pool.

by Poo-machine September 30, 2009

Dirty Pool Man

The act of having anal sex with a woman in the shallow end of a pool while simultaneously her vagina is pummeled by the pool return jet.

"My pool man seduced my wife and gave her the dirty pool man!".

by The Dirty Pool Man December 24, 2008

piolp

a someone who is awesome and everybody says that he/she is the best and is worshipped by almost everyone

dude1: look at him dude
dude2: whooow hes a total piolp

by winkey May 23, 2006

pool water

Ripped-ass liquor. Ripped-ass liquor.

If ima drink that pool water, ima need a liquor lozenge.

by ellis October 7, 2006

drop them kids off at the pool

A more proper way of saying i gots to crap

look man, yall hold up, i got to go drop them kids off at the pool

by the ron July 22, 2004