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Turd Pause

When you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.
Girl 1: I just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden Alexandra was silent while I went #1. It was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. I knew it was her because of her shoes.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.
by officeworklife July 26, 2015
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douche phase

(Doosh feyz)

noun

1. A period of time in which a new skill is being acquired, and you look like a douche trying to figure out how to do it.

2. That part of life, often referred to as adolescence in which one becomes oblivious to the thoughts and feelings of others, have little control over emotions or body responses and sometimes becomes unable to speak, especially in the presence of pretty girls. Though this is a frequently temporary condition, but can lead to more serious conditions (...see douche).

verb

douche phasing

1. The act of being in a douche phase.
n.
1. "Oh my god, I'm in such a douche phase right now trying to learn how to tie my shoes. I should have learned this when I was in kindergarten with the rest of my shoes. Curse you velcro!!!!!!"

2. "That guy is totally in a douche phase. He just came up to me and drooled on my shoe and walked away. OMFG!"

verb
1. "Holy crap, I am douche phasing so hard right now on GTA. WTF is wrong with me!?!?"
by burfino March 2, 2017
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give pause to

This should give pause to even the greatest enthusiasts.
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phantom phase

To easily go through something as if you were a ghastly creature. Some may even say it's a phase.
This bitch on a phantom phase? He easily going through those thots as if he at BJs.
by MoscoTheGuy July 18, 2018
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Drake phase

It’s when someone goes thru a heart brake and now there in there deep emotions crying and thinking about life and what ifs
Josh: bro I just broke up with my girl and I don’t think I made the best decision

Kevin: bro your just in your DRAKE PHASE
by El papi chulo December 2, 2018
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itachi phase

The “Itachi Phase” or the “Itachi Complex” is a common mental phase among teenage boys and girls where they believe themselves to lack emotions or feelings, like the iconic sociopath Itachi from Naruto and it’s related works
Todd: Honestly, I wouldn’t care if any of family or friends dies I have no feelings
Eric: Nah man, you’re just going through the Itachi Phase. I had that in 8th grade, rookie.
by gurveer420 August 11, 2019
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Brain pause

A moment when all thoughts pause, and you forget what you’re saying or you’re tryna think.
“Yea so as I was sa- wait... my brain just paused

“It gonna be a while, his brain paused”
by Somewhatintelligent July 29, 2020
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