panda penis

A person who is unfortunate enough to have a penis of 3 inches in length.

That girl said Matthew Read had a panda penis.

by Lew April 27, 2004

Emo Panda

Term given to the ridiculous amount of eye make up, combined with the black clothes, and white, pale face of a typical emo.

"look at that emo panda, it looks the same as all the others, how unique..."

by william scholes October 18, 2006

Panda Toe

A word white people can use instead of nigg... so they don’t sound like racist pricks.

Hayden’s my panda toe.

by Sayden Hantilli August 14, 2019

Reverse Panda

The effect of sunglasses on your face around the eyes causing a lighter skin tone in comparison to the rest of you skin.

Since he was wearing his sunglasses, hours in the sun had left timmy with a reverse panda.

by Decker97 June 19, 2009

The Mighty Panda

The Mighty Panda is an epic sexual maneuver. During sex, in one swift motion before a man is about to jizz he beats his chest and yells "I AM THE MIGHTY PANDA".

Man1: Do you know what the most epic sexual maneuver is?

Man2: No what?

Man1: The Mighty Panda!!!

by Justin Swann August 11, 2012

pandaing

To snuggle and spoon that ass so hard that 2 big fluffy panda's humping each other only creates a fraction of the fiery sensations that your body would bring to her. In fact, you intend on doing it so great that she will transcend in both pleasure and spirituality to the point that if you were to leave her that her body would quiver on the equivalent of a intense cocaine withdrawl and her life may potentially be rendered forever incomplete.

Pandaing comes from the word "Panda" and "ing". Similar to cupcaking. Panda-ing, except it can be called pandaing with 2 syllables instead of 3.

Joey: I would pandaing her into infinity and beyond.
Mike: Be careful bro....pandaing is serious business.

by Shookat October 3, 2011

PANDA+

PANDA+ is for the community of people who are other than straight but have not been "accepted" by the LGBT+ community; such as Pansexuals, Asexuals, Non-binary, Demisexuals, Aromantic people. (Pedophiles don't count.)

"What is it called when someone isn't straight but isn't part of the LGBT+?"
"PANDA+"
"So, they're an animal?"

by CR_03 March 18, 2019