Ornello

A middle-aged man with a beautiful flowing mullet. Ornello loves to drink Moustafa Al Hilli's sour apple smoothie and then later make out with him.

Kevin gives me Ornello vibes.
Fiona is dating an Ornello.

by Moustafa Al Hilli May 8, 2025

OrneryFans

(n.) Online commentators who criticize female content creators, especially on platforms like OnlyFans, while frequently engaging with their content, unaware of the contradiction with their claimed support for women's choice and liberation.

OrneryFans slammed her OnlyFans posts but kept commenting, boosting her visibility despite their disapproval.

Blend of "ornery" (irritable) and "fans" (ironic obsession with criticized content). Coined in 2025.

by Raquel de la Roche July 23, 2025

snake owned

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.

you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.

by allahiah December 14, 2008

fuckin owned

when some one gets owned brutaly

boy 1 dam dam dam

boy 2 dam man i fuckin owned you

by undead4ever October 20, 2008

Reverse Owned

When you try to own someone but end up owning yourself in the process.

Dude 1 - "Aww dang it, I just got Reverse Owned."
Dude 2 - "Whats a reverse own?"
Dude 1- "its when you try to own somebody but end up getting owned."
Dude2 - "Oh thats gay, you must be a noob"

by Dglasco16 May 19, 2010

lax owned

variation of the words owned, pwned, and lwned. Basically menas to get owned by someone else, esp. in the game of lacrosse.

Get lax owned you noob.

I just lax owned you.

by Lax17 October 6, 2010

Per-owned

The act of calling one out on telling half-truths to a story in order to make the person appear the victim by pointing out facts that conflict with parts or all of their story.

Wayne: "My brother bullied me because I didn't give him a piece of my birthday cake."
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"

by nestorcheese June 2, 2016