naked snow angel

When you go outside right after it snows and make a snow angel, but your naked when you do it. You should probably do this in the back yard especially if you have nosy neighbors.

Right after it snowed, I went outside and made a naked snow angel.

by what name isnt taken? February 21, 2010

Nashed

To make someone think they are getting a really good deal, when really you are.

Did you see what I just sold that guy? I totally Nashed him.

by UhYeahIDid April 9, 2011

naked lady

another term for a bean or extacy. usually referring to the imprint on the pill.

"I'm rollin' so hard right now.."
"Word, what you on ?"
"Naked Lady...and I'm just on one."

by jaybeaster12 May 30, 2008

half naked

Being absent of clothing in which one is only in underwear or half the body is missing all clothing.

He got half naked and his shlong was hanging out.

by Burntsausage February 10, 2007

Naked Walker

A 45-100 year old male who walks around gym locker rooms with no clothes on. May also be spotted with a towel in hand (rather than around body), slip on sandals, and soap on a rope. Beware: naked walkers love to start conversations with their fully clothed neighbors...

When I walked into the locker room, a few naked walkers bumped into me, I think one's cock hit my leg...

by Pepe Cojones February 2, 2009

naked mirror karate

Before you get into the shower, spend 10 or 12 minutes perfecting your karate skills, being naked will enhance the experience with your pork sword swirling with your moves

I almost took out a man berry on the corner of the sink while doing Naked Mirror Karate

by feliks March 14, 2006

naked sit-up

The act of performing fellatio to one's self as a form of masterbation. More properly and politely referred to as self oral or autofellatio.

It is physically possible for men who have sufficient flexibility or penis size or a combination of the two to perform the naked sit-up.
Statistics show that every 3 out of 1000 men are capable of it.
The naked sit-up was given its name because when one tries to perform it, it looks as though they are trying to do a sit-up (and usually failing stupendously) while naked.
It is rumored that Marilyn Manson had his botton two ribs removed to be able to do the naked sit-up.

Man1: "DUDE!!!! So guess what I did last night!"
Man2: "...what?"
Man1: "I sucked my own dick!"
Man2: "WHOOOAAA SHIT BRO!!! YOU DID A NAKED SIT-UP?!?!"
Man1: "Fuck yeah!"
Man2: "OH MY GOD!!! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!"

Girl1: "Ew! So last night I walked in on my brother trying to do the naked sit-up."
Girl2: "EWWWW!!! That's like sooo gross, like oh my god... ew."

by zoee-owee-owee September 18, 2010