muffin squat

When a woman "Teabags"

Woman defeats someone, Positions herself over their face and Squats. "Muffin Squat"

by Tim Rambo January 4, 2014

Muffin Rocker

Muffin Rocker is,basically,someone who likes to fuck fat people,because they like the feeling of their rolls.

Guy-"Dude Your such a muffin rocker"
Guy 2-"I can't help it;I like how it feels"

by TaylorrPaigee August 16, 2009

Muffin Juggler

1. One who prefers intercourse with fat chicks.

2. Someone who has a habit of hooking up with fat women, whether preferred or not.

"Yo, check out that kid with all them fat chicks around him." -Bro 1

"Yeah, he's definitely a Muffin Juggler." -Bro 2

by Ecyr-B November 20, 2011

Muffin Munchies

1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.

2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.

1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!

by aleven12 December 23, 2014

thot muffin

The most sluttiest bitch around

Person 1: Yeah I heard she flirts with every guy"
Person 2: "That bitch is a thot muffin"

by lostinsauce November 19, 2016

function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin

Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!

by pandaboi031518 April 21, 2023

muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009