mongolled

a state of inhibriation, as a result of a) drinking too much, b) smoking too much marijuana, c) drinking and smoking too much

"my god, that purply greeny has completely mongollised me!"

"Rich is utterly mongolled"

by Pierre May 29, 2004

mongolide

a retarded stupid ugly kid

you are a mongolide

by dont stalk me March 20, 2010

Mongolian War Mask

When a friend is sleeping and you place your balls apon their eye sockets and your penis down their nose/ between their eyes. After this you take a picture, print it out, and then put it apon them so once they wake up...they wake up to a nice present.

Dude i Mongolian War Masked by best friend last night then posted the picture on face book!

by Ublaga June 6, 2010

Mongolian Popsicle

When a male freezes his dick and then a girl gives him oral sex.

My girlfriend is going to give me a mongolian popsicle!

by finnerty42 October 17, 2010

Mongolian Spacesuit

Mid-coitus, you pull out and finish ejaculating into a fish bowl. Then you proceed to place the fish bowl over her head. Once that has been completed, push her face against the side so that she looks Chinese.

John was having a good time with Susan last night. He even gave her the Mongolian Spacesuit!

by HipsterLumberjack December 20, 2013

Mongoloid

A person who has a stupid head and looks dumb 24/7

Eyo that bitch a mongoloid

by Big neck jobi February 22, 2019

Grave Mongler

A Grave Mongler involves two parts: The "Jumper" and the "Mongler"

Once a fresh grave is chosen, remove the body, and designate one person to be the jumper and the other the mongler.

The Jumper will jump on the deceased's stomach, while the mongler waits at either the vagina or anus for the bodily fluids to emerge.

Since I'm a Grave Mongler, I'd like to Mongle that ginger-kid's mom.

by Kitty696968 February 17, 2009