mojarro

A lazy type of person who enjoys excessive video gaming

"Is Greg coming to the movie tonight?"

"No he's being a Mojarro."

by Docmcstuffins May 17, 2014

Mojo

To perform an immoral sexual act with an unknown woman.

At the bar, he took that girl he just met into the back alley way and got some mojo

by Donald Key October 26, 2006

mojon

dominican for to get excessively wet

me di un mojon cuando llovio:

i got soaked wet when it rained.

by rolan2 August 6, 2008

mojito

Synonym for "thank you," usually used to express extreme gratitude.

BONES: Would you like a cold beverage?
TED: Yes. Mojito! Would you care to partake of my floss?
BONES: Mojito!
TED: Bonfire.

by Cold Bones July 4, 2007

Mojoke

The unfunniest joke you’ll ever hear.

A: Bro, this girl is just using me for her own selfish reasons.
B: if she’s bad keep it going for a few months though haha lol
A: what’s wrong with you?
B: IT WAS A MOJOKE!

by fuckingscoozy December 2, 2021

mojon con pelo

A hairy mojon; an annoying person or a person who ruins everything.

Homer: "Hey ,Lenny, you wanna go skydiving?"

Lenny: "Ehh."

by Julian Alvarez December 24, 2003

Mojo

An amazing new computer application that allows you to download music, movies, podcasts, ect. onto itunes from other peoples library within a local network. It is not illegal and Itunes allows it. The application is perfect for Macbooks.
You can download everything except for the items purchased by itunes.

I'm too cheap to buy the White Album, I will just use Mojo to download it from my friends computer.

by Arashit January 21, 2009