Do that to myself

No.

Hym "I didn't do that to myself. But if I come in here with a knife and start stabbing up a kid... YOU... WILL HAVE done that to yourself. You will know as a matter of absolute certainty why that is happening. And it isn't just me arbitrarily doing it."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

I Gave Myself Fellatio

I Gave Myself Fellatio

I Gave Myself Fellatio

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

Muttering to myself

Interestingly enough, I said that about myself a while back (likening myself to Deku from My Hero Academia)

Hym "And even MORE interestingly enough, all of the new powers that Deku has in the later seasons... Are powers that I said I use! Like multi-shadow tendrils (black whip), storing energy (Fajin), gear shift. And even the main character's mentor (Knuckleduster) from My Hero Vigilantes might also be based on me. His whole deal is... Well... How do I describe it... You know what it's like when you're a genius and something happens and now you have an increasing amount of executive disfunction? That's Knuckleduster. He has a perk called Overclock that allowed him to think and react super fast and then it gets stolen by a villain and now he just runs the fade on villains without his powers. But I think that's all because of the muttering to myself remark that I made! I'm a ton of characters now."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

I'm finding myself

A phrase often spoken by young women. It is actually an incomplete sentence though, and the full sentence reads "I'm finding myself in the beds of random guys".

"Hey, my name is Kira, I'm 19 and I'm finding myself. Not sure what I'm doing here. Not sure what I want. Don't swipe on me unless you're at least six foot."

by TheThinMan34 July 27, 2025

glue yourself/myself to

to stick to something (e.g. a hobby)
to literally glue yourself to something

"i don't play that game, i've glued myself to music"
"you've glue yourself, glued yourself to music, glue myself to, glue yourself"
"ight bro let's glue yourself/myself to some music fam"

by trainfan2011 September 14, 2025

I / Me / Myself

one of the most relatable songs ever, written by the wonderful Will Wood.

I wish I could be a girl, and really
I'd prefer it if you would use I / Me / Myself
Am I pretty enough, am I pretty enough
To fucking die?

by Absolutdasher October 5, 2025

Talking to myself

That isn't what's happening here and what you're doing isn't funny. It's just a ploy to claim some sort of victory over me.

Hym "I'm not talking to myself here I can hear you repeating the shit I say and you need to stop fucking ignoring me because I'm not letting you separate words and actions to make me to something else. I'm not doing something else. I cannot live the rest of my life without that money and if I can't get a prescription that isn't going to be a very long time. You make that cripple give me the fucking credit I deserve and pay me. I know you know who I am. I know you I haven't been paid. I'm not going to let you use my words against me to drown me out."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025