mega zooted

To be so fucking high that zooted is out of the question. To use more than 100% of your brain in all aspects. To be so immensely high that you can feel every single particle that exists in your physical form
Colby- dude you were zooted yesterday
You- nah dude, I was fuckin MEGA ZOOTED
by GTESUS March 16, 2018
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Mega bear

Mega bears r majestical creatures that eat big booties bitch the jerk them off in their sleep after they wake up wet they munch on penis (big penis) and proceed to jerk them off hoping to make them cum. Mega bears thrive on cum. After they’re extremely exhausted so they snuggle up on there gfs vagina hole 😍 After that they sleep and repeat the whole process. Currently they have no leader
“Bro oml angel is a mega bear
by Balls 😱😱 May 02, 2022
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Mega Knight

Mega Knight is the definition of gay in Clash Royale. Mega Knight users are mega gay because they mega nut to the mega knight when they play this card. Also, Mega Knight users have no father figure in their lives.
Skillful Clash Royale Player: Bro just played mega knight. That's kinda gay.
by Greg The Slime April 12, 2023
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Hella Mega

Hella Mega: To be used in expression of pure Awe / Amazement / Admiration
"Bro, you got me the new Xbox?! Thats Hella Mega."
"Hey baby, you kinda lookin' Hella Mega."
"Sorry about your dogs death man, thats not Hella Mega"
by 2009XboxLiveKid January 19, 2021
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mega shplunck

When you take a massive shit and it ruptures your asshole leaving blood in the water
Dude I need an ambulance I just took a mega shplunck
by Mussolini good leader August 09, 2018
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mega dick

a pp that is HUGE
you don't have a mega dick lmaoo
by chocalate spit August 19, 2021
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mega dibs

Adjective - to describe someone you are well into

1) the ultimate of dibs
2) definitely mashable
3) highly alluring on a minimum of sleep
oh man that squiffs is mega dibs - I would!!
by idobelieve December 28, 2009
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