Chocolate Lobster 

When the toilets in a restroom are so filthy, you choose to defecate in the trash can rather than the filthy toilet. Usually in this case it is an explosive type #2 that hits the back of the trash can and slide down resembling a large chocolate lobster.

I went in the restroom in an Iraqi restaurant, the toilets were so dirty I had to pull a chocolate lobster.

Chocolate Lobster by ODB 2-7 August 11, 2011

lobster

The name given to a hyperventilating flaccid penis which is usually stark red in color.

Nin decided to give his lobster a bit of air and presented it to Elise who wasn't too impressed.

lobster by CKStarCraft January 18, 2008

Blue Lobster 

(n) Blu lobb(stur) - The most morally liberal of girls. Finding a girl who will do nearly anything in bed, with any amount of man, woman, or animal is a rare feet on par with finding a blue lobster. These ladies are henceforth dubbed blue lobsters for the seeming rarity with which they are found.

When the girl I met at the club texted me a picture of herself surrounded by three cocks and cum dripping from her chin I knew without a doubt I was dealing with a real blue lobster!

Hey Frank, I'm feeling strong tonight. Let's go find some blue lobsters and have a bukaki party!

TORETTO! TORETTO! A Blue Lobster came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!

Blue Lobster by montreal lobsterman August 15, 2010

lobster pot 

A gay pejorative exclusive to people from Maine suggesting an imminent dominating sexual encounter that can't be escaped.

King Crab angles over to me and tries to butter me up with his beady eyes, but I knew what was coming.

"Here," he says, "put this bib on. You're gonna be my bisque tonight. I'm gonna fork you mercilessly."

I knew right then and there I was in a world of screaming hot water. Indeed, it was a veritable lobster pot with no place to hide, no place to scuttle. A cracker's world, with no bottom in sight.

lobster pot by sprockethawk December 31, 2012

Lobster Attack 

When you push on your butthole so it opens up, and you put your girlfriend's nose inside of it and then CLOSE DOWN ON IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN! She then screams and you respond in a yell "LOBSTER ATTACK!"

Lobster Attack makes no fucking sense.

female - "WTF?!"

male - "LOBSTER ATTACK!!!"

Lobster Attack by Charles TPIAZ June 26, 2008

lobster

Someone who uses you, or "latches on" to you to get things. Lobsters hang out with you all day, even though you may never talk to them. Commonly referred to as a "lob." "Lobbing" describes the actions of a lobster.

Lobster: "Hey dawg, lemme get a ride."

lobster by Fye One January 8, 2007

lobster

Any of several edible marine crustaceans of the family Homaridae, especially of the genus Homarus, having stalked eyes, long antennae, and five pairs of legs, the first pair of which is modified into large pincers.
basically a big red long thing with pinchers that people eat.

oh mang, that lobster i had for diner was gooood.

lobster by ve03h July 15, 2008