German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.

My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

See "It could be worse".

Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

by Chuck86 July 27, 2023

getting the most for the least

A phrase which encapsulates the idea that it is rational for every participant in an interaction to always endeavor to get the most by giving the least.

The fact that every participant in an interaction always endeavors to get the most by giving the least reveals that every human interaction is a negotiation. That reality of life is called "getting the most for the least."

by but for April 19, 2018

anna lena

Blonde and the smart but nerdy girl. She is the teachers pet for everything. Can be bratty and bitchy but you have to get on her good side

Anna Lena just walked in. Things are about to get real

by Elena Myers April 26, 2016

At least I'm honest

This is what you say when someone is in disapproval/denial of the truth.

"You think I'm fat??? Wow. You are SO FUCKING RUDE."
"Bitch at least I'm honest."

by Space Wrangler October 17, 2018

leasowe

Essentially the sphincter of Wirral, siphoning off all of the major dickheads to Birkenhead while keeping a small amount of the big dickheads and a lot of little dickheads.

I don't live in Leasowe, i live in Bidston.

by 2sc3n3f0rsch00l June 23, 2011

pole-lease

Police in maori (or nigger) tongue

Yo its the pole-lease!

by Marcus Parkes June 11, 2006