k lo k 

Dominican slang Web abbreviature equivalent to "wassup". Contraction from "qué es lo que pasa" (literally "what's it that happens" -> "what's happening").
Pronnounced "Qué lo qué".

Qué es lo que pasa -> qué lo que -> ke lo ke -> k lo k -> klk

k lo k by Individuo February 4, 2007

Dong Lo Mein 

When your pubes are longer than your dick.

Damn that boy hairy. I bet he has some serious dong lo mein.

Dong Lo Mein by Freshboi May 14, 2021

j lo 

"street name" for latino songstress and actress jennifer lopez. but dont be confused by the rocks that she got shes still jenny from the block. in other words a fuckin talentless slag with nice tits and a big ass who talks latino style through her nose when it suits her. the rest of the time shes throwing vases or tantrums at her asslicks and demanding the hotel she staying at be uprooted and turned. also known for suckin off a crap record producer whos so not! street, sean piff diddly wank. and for blowin the worlds crapest actor mr im so wooden im like pinnochio, "ben affleck" who in turn makes keanu reeves look like a trained RADA actor.

see that crack ho, shes so j lo blowin for crack and apple crumble

j lo by da original playa June 11, 2006

Handy J no LO 

Handjob with no lotion which can often (depending on time-span) result in painful irritation and/or chafing for the recipient.

a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j

Steve gave Jacque a Handy J no Lo in the back seat of the range rover.

When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.

Handy J no LO by deckerdialect March 12, 2009

j lo 

nickname for Jennifer Lopez, a no-talent hack

J-Lo's ass is very overrated. Shakira's ass is WAY hotter!

j lo by Silky Smooth December 2, 2003

K J Lo

Like Cool Story Bro A saying that can be used for just about anything like for answering questions, using as a comeback, and you can say it when you really don't care what the other person is saying.(:

Alex: You best get out my house, boy!
Kimi: K J Lo.

Sina: I was hoping to see you preform, I wish you were still part of that dance group.
Vin: K J Lo.

K J Lo by KimiCastronovo August 1, 2011

j lo 

a stupid stuckup slut star overpaid by hollywood

j lo by get her out of the spotlight August 2, 2003