DOJO KIT

A dojo-kit is a dangerous being capable of offending 5 different people at once, sucking at every game/instrument/sport imaginable. Dojo-kit has a bush of a hair, and has so called ''friends'', he's ''friends'' are Some edgy kid and a meme squad to cheer him out of suiciding. The Dojo-kit (not dojokit or Dojokite) will try and be fake, pulling out his anti AISB gun to scare bureaucrats. fun fact his ''Anti AISB gun'' draws the attention of fellow commies and comrades to fight.

"wait who dat?"
"OH SHIT!
"Dojo-kit IS COMING FUCKING RUN!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
saying "DOJO KIT"is when you run a phrase to scare everybody and to confuse them so you make them fall for the trap

by *"insert name here*" June 6, 2018

Ghost Kit

A cat on Twitter.com who as no idea what's going on, the accounts @ is @kit_i_think

Jim: "hey do you follow ghost Kit on Twitter?
Bob: "Jim what the hell are you talking about!?"

by Ghost Kit November 22, 2020

Kit

A kit is when a girl/guy gives a lot of hickeys to a guy/girl in order for them to be considered a "kitty" or a cat.

Amelia was definitely a kit last night.

by rayochii March 14, 2020

Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

kit kat chunky white

Black Nigerian kid by the name of Kenny owolabi used to sell chocolate bars in st cuthberts, in his loud Nigerian accent he wud shout “KIT KAT CHUNKY WHITE”

Me: Kenny bro wat u selling like wor ked
Kenny: “KIT KAT CHUNKY WHITE”

by Crazy offender April 29, 2020

Kit

Kit is such a pedo, he touches little girls on the daily.

oh my god! Look, Kit is touching yet another young girl!

by Long injector May 13, 2020

Kit

Kit is a strong, independent, badass who's always got your back, and knows how to make you laugh without even trying. She stands up for what's right. Never mess with a Kit.

"Don't you mess with my emotions, dipshit."
"Sorry, Kit."

by local nct enthusiast July 27, 2020