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The mysterious hairs which stick to your tongue, which have you scraping your inner mouth with your long, grimy fingernails.
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
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Scammers tend to mention a Nigerian Prince when phonecall scamming to draw in potential victims.
Scammers tend to mention a Nigerian Prince when phonecall scamming to draw in potential victims.
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
Get the Prince of Nigeria mug.The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
Get the Survival Kit mug.Overall, Yapyap is a very employable guy, and a loyal companion, as long as he is rewarded with food nipple every now and then.
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by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
Get the Yapyap the Destroyer mug.The outcome of eating a takeaway, and then creating a 50 megaton fart the next day. A brown bubble forms before exploding and releasing the scents.
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When you squeeze a large spot and a waterfall of green ooze cascades down your forehead. Chunky Pus more often than never will cause more spots to form in the area it travels.
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020
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