Flatulent_Jarvis's definitions

Prince of Nigeria

Also known as the 419 scam.
Scammers tend to mention a Nigerian Prince when phonecall scamming to draw in potential victims.

Congratulations! You have inherited the fortune of the Prince of Nigeria!

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Chunky Pus

When you squeeze a large spot and a waterfall of green ooze cascades down your forehead. Chunky Pus more often than never will cause more spots to form in the area it travels.

A big serving of Chunky Pus came from my pimples of cyst.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020

Thermonuclear Bubble

The outcome of eating a takeaway, and then creating a 50 megaton fart the next day. A brown bubble forms before exploding and releasing the scents.

All of that Turkish food helped me produce a Thermonuclear Bubble.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Rotund

Being a plump boi

OMG, Wasim is so rotund!

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020

Yapyap the Destroyer

Overall, Yapyap is a very employable guy, and a loyal companion, as long as he is rewarded with food nipple every now and then.

🥝

Yapyap the Destroyer will work hard for his food nipple.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Light up Skechers

Light up Skechers will light up your world, and my world. They are good for running in. 🏃 ♂️🏃🏼🏃 ♀️

Idk, but all I remember is, she wear the Light up Skechers.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020