10 definitions by Flatulent_Jarvis

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Light up Skechers will light up your world, and my world. They are good for running in. 🏃 ♂️🏃🏼🏃 ♀️
Idk, but all I remember is, she wear the Light up Skechers.
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020
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The mysterious hairs which stick to your tongue, which have you scraping your inner mouth with your long, grimy fingernails.
My cat David keeps spreading Mouth Hairs through the house!
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
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When you squeeze a large spot and a waterfall of green ooze cascades down your forehead. Chunky Pus more often than never will cause more spots to form in the area it travels.
A big serving of Chunky Pus came from my pimples of cyst.
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020
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I wanted to upload a highly educational definition to Urban Dictionary, but I was clueless of what to do that is not related to flatulent gas or dogs. But then, at that same moment, my dog did a fart and I heard the noise. It was like God sent that fart to tell me that I should do a definition about dog farts or poo. And here I am.

I would give the dog’s fart a solid 8 out of 10 (being the highest score). It was smelly, it made the room and the walls tinted green, but that’s the norm for a dogfart. The best part of this smelly bum burp is that it was clearly audible. It sounded like a balloon losing it’s helium!

That is all for now. Stay tuned in for more of my wonderful definitions on this website.
I was put off from eating my baguette when I could smell Buster’s busting, Audible Dogfart.
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 19, 2020
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Also known as the 419 scam.
Scammers tend to mention a Nigerian Prince when phonecall scamming to draw in potential victims.
Congratulations! You have inherited the fortune of the Prince of Nigeria!
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
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The outcome of eating a takeaway, and then creating a 50 megaton fart the next day. A brown bubble forms before exploding and releasing the scents.
All of that Turkish food helped me produce a Thermonuclear Bubble.
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
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