key club

key club is an organization where kids who want to change the world all come together to help those less fortunate. we dedicate pretty much all of out time to helping others. we spend Halloween collecting money for UNICEF instead of getting candy. we have HUGE conventions to learn new ways to raise money. we earn tons of money to help kids who need the money more than we do. its the club to join if you love helping others.

first person: "let's go out this weekend and party"

second person: "oh i can't, i have key club"

first person: "why do you always do that?!?!?"

second person: "i love helping others! you should come with me"

by jaaaaaz September 4, 2010

off key

wrong , sick , disgusting , good ,

that chick is offkey (in a horrible way)
or that car is offkey look at the 24"s on it.

by tingsy August 6, 2003

multichotomous key

An independent variable with at least three states.

The difference between a multichotomous key and a dichotomous key is the difference between asking if our guess was warm, hot or cold instead hot or cold.

by Patrick Eberhart May 30, 2006

key panic

Key panic is the feeling of horror one experiences when they aren't sure if their keys are on their person. It can last for an instant during a pat-down of the pockets or for a long time while one searches the house or retraces his steps through the neighborhood.

The feeling of panic may linger for a while after the keys are found, and may even induce post key panic stress disorder, where one frequently reassures oneself that they have their keys and checks for them often.

John suffered from a bout of key panic when he realized his keys weren't in his pocket. The panic ended when he found them on his desk.

by Jason Kolesnikowicz June 16, 2010

Sticky Keys

Talking to a girl you like on facebook whilst masturbating onto the keyboard of your computer thinking about her (images of albums such as Corfu 2008 can be used). The keys that the leftover juices land on are the ones you have to enter in chat to her. The longer the message the more you love her. Simple.

You: qdctbukmop
Girl: What's that ?
You: Have you never heard of sticky keys ?
Girl: Ohhh sorry just thought you left your phone in your pocket. Love you too !

by tactical panda August 29, 2012

sticky keys

When a person is watching porno on their computers and ejaculates onto the keys of their keyboard causing them to become sticky.

Andy has never cleaned his sticky keys...he likes them to much.

by likeaboss413 May 13, 2009

key hoe

A girl who is attracted to a guy only because of the car he drives

hey check out the neard in the BMW M3 and look at his key hoe riding shotgun

by Adam Rogers October 18, 2004