junk oven

When you are spooning with your significant other and he or she farts on your junk, heating it up like an oven. junk oven fart queef penis cock gas spooning heat

Man, my cougar totally gave me a junk oven last night. That's the last time I feed her lactarded ass a la mode special brownies.

by D_Bagzz March 6, 2011

junk in the trunk

A large bottom, especially when the person attached otherwise attractive.

She is pretty cute, but she's got a lot of junk in the trunk after eating dorm food all year.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

junk-bunch

a phenomenon that occurs when a woman wearing men's/unisex sweat pants gets an awkward, protruding bunch in the crotch area, giving the illusion that she has "junk" (a.k.a. a penis)

Girl #1: Woah! Is there something you're not telling us...? What's up with your crotch?

Girl #2: No, I know, it's awkward, right? I totally borrowed my boyfriends sweats this morning... They give me junk-bunch 'cause they're way too big.

Girl #1: Good. I'm glad it's only junk-bunch. You had me concerned.

by rugamutz December 11, 2010

Hunk of Junk

A expressive dismay over a tv show/film/magazine article/music/the hairstyle you've ended up with after paying for and etc.

The saying that what you've experienced yourself through,heard of or from is a load of rubbish, shit, poo, garbage (again etc).

To shorten or euphemise the term further would be to say it as a "Hunka Junk".

The recently released movie with the stereotyped gun's and blood criminals along with the hero saving the victim from peril is a "hunk of junk".

The "hunk of junk" that tv broadcasts in the present day would even shame the inventor.

Our vechile sure is a "hunk of junk" and I am not saying that as it being scrap metal.

by SquirrelPower October 4, 2008

junk huggers

A tight pair of pants worn by a well endowed man (i.e. blacksauce) that accentuates the man's package.

Don't get excited, or you may tear a hole in your junk huggers.

by kstanish22 October 24, 2009

pussy junk

1. another word for "shit-talkin"
2. bullshit rumors
3. worthless vagina; left-overs

Example 1:
Man 1: Your girlfriend has the smallest tities, mayn!
Man 2: stop talkin' that pussy junk
Example 2:
Woman 1: I dont want your twat anymore, good for nothing pussy junk!

by Chris Sousa July 28, 2006

Bungle Junked

Bungle Junked-v. To get jerked off or jerk someone off.

"Yo I went to the movies the other day with that girl," "yeah? did you get bungle junked?"

or

"Im soooo gonna bungle junk him tonight"

by Josten April 4, 2006