John

An asshole that doesn't have time for his girl and is a huge pervert that makes every joke into something sexual. Someone you don't want to be around, just only kick his dick that is as small as a rice krispie.

"Oh no, a John is coming this way!"

by Milkshake Mindy August 30, 2013

John

a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.

I never wan't a john

by what the hell person!! October 14, 2012

John

John is the best person I know he is handsome and kind and HE IS ME

I am John YOU ARE NOT.

by UltraSteel March 12, 2019

John

Bogus

That idea is so John

by Hshdbeishsbeisoxjdpwb April 27, 2019

John

Never has friends his own age.

That John always hangs out with those old kids

by Steve from florida October 22, 2019

John

A tall skinny white boy who is athletic and sweet to you but a fucking idiot around his friends.

I wish John would be more aware

by Itdoesnotmatter💘 March 17, 2019

John

A very cute human being, some of them have gaps, the gap contains high intelligence and is a great best friend. They have a very large penis and loves foreign or sometimes cute caramel women.

John is very cute

by Fior Mell April 18, 2019