John

a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.

I never wan't a john

by what the hell person!! October 14, 2012

John

The toilet

I have to go to the john

by Caaaaaaaaaaaat November 30, 2016

John

Loves skittles

“Why is that person chasing Ivan?”
“You mean John? Yeah he’s chasing Ivan because he has skittles”

by AnonymousBellaFromH2O August 30, 2019

John

john is someone who flirts with everyone and believes they will get with him. Really he just annoys people and they tell me he’s always annoying them all the time and it’s annoying me how many people fucken say this. Ugh people need to learn to not be a John :)

“John thinks he can get with everyone”

by Angel 👼🏼 August 28, 2018

John

A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go

He is a very special man

If you date a guy date a John

by Date a John October 24, 2019

John

To fart.

Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?

by Goldencow321 November 21, 2018

John

A Person With a Gay Mom

Hey John, You're Mom Gay.

by The Light Abyss February 11, 2018