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THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.
girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020
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A little dick sucking pussy that thinks that being good at a video game makes him important in the world. Has a tendency to get easily butt hurt when bullied on the video game “Call of Duty”. Mutes people so he doesn’t have to deal with the mental stress that is put upon him. If looking for a good time with the boys on cod make sure to leave him out of the party.
When calling someone a pussy, instead of saying pussy just say Jason.
by Austin fogg May 6, 2020
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Jason is a very dum thicc boi, he listens to lil uzi vert and makes out with Wali in his freetime. He always get 2 pluses on his tests and he sucks at fortnite.
Jason just gave WAli the rub rub on the nub nub
by saltyserbian May 3, 2018
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Jason is a really gay person who is very social with people when he gets to know them. Don’t mess with him or he will fuck you up. He can be a bitch If you get him mad. Jason’s love to argue with people and never know when to stop. He eats a ton of food and has no self control even when he is full. He is a stick who thinks he is thicc.
I can’t believe Jason thinks he is thicc!
by thisdudeisamanwhore May 9, 2018
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jason is a man who is really hairy, his ant trial goes on for miles on end and his leg hairs are to thic to ever trim. he is also someone who is immortal, actually maybe one day but when he is one hundred thirty five. he is a great friend and person to be around he will never make you frown.
man jason’s ant trail is long asf!
by bigfupalupa August 9, 2021
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Everyone knows a Jason or multiple, I know many

But the best Jason i know is trustworthy, kind hearted and wants other people to be happy and will always try to be happy for you. He will often apologize for everything even if it isn't his fault. Jason can also be very funny, interesting and also dirty minded, some would say that he's a bit of an emo but that isn't a bad thing. Jasons like to eat and a lot of them are drummers and like black purple and blue, have a good taste in music. Jason gets away with a lot but is the opposite of a bad person i promise.
Person 1: whats with Jason?
Person 2: Jasons Jason
by yetterchetter64 April 20, 2020
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v. To incur an avoidable delay as a result of exercising maximal inefficiency or negligence.
My bag didn't come out of the airport carousel until an hour after we landed, and I missed my connecting flight. I totally got Jasoned.
by Murklewood January 3, 2017
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