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Honky Tonkin'

Verb a.k.a. "Tonkin'": To get shit-house drunk on cheap beer (usually PBR or Busch Light) and head into the local bars looking for trouble. A good night of Tonkin' generally includes, but is not limited to, (1) discharging a firearm at the moon, (2) having to leave somewhere before the police arrive, and (3) waking up the next morning next to a particularly unattractive woman. Although the word's etymology is southern, Honky Tonkin' has been observed as far north as Grand Marais, MN.
Were goin' Honky Tonkin' tonight boys! Fathers, lock up your daughters. Farmers, lock up your sheep.
by RomanMaroni August 16, 2011
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fish hook

While performing intercourse "doggie-style" this maneuver involves the pitcher inserting his curled finger into the catcher's mouth and pulling back to degrade the subject or cause pain.
A "double fish hook" involves the same maneuver using both fingers.
A "rusty fish hook" involves fingering the ass of the catcher prior to insertion of the finger(s) into the mouth.
When I walked in I saw Carlos spanking your sister's ass and giving her the fish hook.
by Shitbrick April 19, 2005
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TJ Hooker

Noun - A special type of 'toe job.' Although the definition would imply that this is an act that can only be performed with a paid prostitute, it actually can apply to any female willing to participate in the act (bar slut, sorority girl, high school cheerleader, etc.). This is when the female lays on her back and sucks the left big toe of the male participant while he lays on his side and uses his right foot to fuck the female in the vagina with his big toe. It should be used as foreplay before sex or in place of actual sex with a girl that potentially has a variety of sexually trasmitted diseases one would not want to expose his penis to. This should be discussed with friends the next day and the male that is able to perform this act on a female should receive a 'high five' from all male friends present during the disclosure of the act.
Paul - "Holy Shit I totally gave that slut Allison a TJ Hooker last night."
Chris - "You are the man" (High Five)
by Gregory W. December 12, 2008
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left hook with an uppercut

when your penis bends upward and to the left
Look at Mike's cock it has a serious left hook with an uppercut
by CARS December 8, 2005
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Hooked up

Nobody knows exactly, can be anything from holding hands to having anal sex. Pretty sure it drives most normal people insane
Bro: yo did you hear, hoe from our school hooked up jock?
Me: No. What did they do?
Bro: They hooked up
Me: Okay but bro, like, what the FUCK DID THEY DO?
Bro: How the hell should i know, i just heard they hooked up! fuck

(and now i searched for what it means on UrbanDictionary.com and still couldn't find an answer)
by Bob Marusi October 10, 2011
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sky hook

A sky hook is a fictional apparatus, the retrieval of which is demanded of newbie grocery store clerks as a kind of lighthearted hazing ritual. Often combined with bucket of steam.
Billy, go grab a sky hook and a bucket of steam and get started on those windows!
by murr2k March 22, 2009
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Hookyboo

Cruising through areas with a high hooker and pimp population.

Like a scientist would name different species of animals, those on the hookyboo name and group the various hookers, drug dealers, and pimps. It is important to not get too deep in the hookyboo, or you may become part of the hookyboo.
I'm finnina pickup some pink lemalay and swimp on the hookyboo today.
by king of hookyboo April 14, 2009
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