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Heiny

The word used to describe situations in which someone is trying to earn brownie points or simply to look cute and give a sense of tenderness.
Come over for a talk heiny
Wow jess is obsessed with heiny
by stoner911 September 24, 2009
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HeinaBitch

Best Friend that has 7 or more of these qualifications:

1. Blackout Partner
2. If someone wrongs you, he/she beats there car in with a chair.
3. Is willing to fall into a pile of bikes and garbage cans for you.
4. Enjoys a good unplanned road trip
5. is insane, in a good way
6. Manipulative, in a good way
7. can make 2 hours of traffic amazing, by only using one word.
8. You have been so angry at each other, but have been to sloshed to fight.. and forget why you were mad by the next morning
9. You guys are Precious and have "a song"
10. he/she is Fresh to Death, SON!
11. He/She has an affinty for drinking Games.

basically someone who is rad and owns at life like a lot.
1.My HeinaBitch is Better than Your HeinaBitch because you suck.
by AnnonymousAnShit January 1, 2008
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Tommy Heinsohn

Just about the greatest color commentator ever, he does the Celtics games with Mike Gorman. Referee conspiracist and awards Tommy Points. Very biased and has a deep boston accent but that's what makes him great.
"This Kenny Mauer should go home to his wife because nobody here loves him" - Tommy Heinsohn

TOMMY POINT!

"Paul Pierce, who is an upper edge player in this league, has been treated like a ROOKIE"

This is absolutely NBA its stupid!!
by heinsohnfan November 12, 2010
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heinous act of compassion

a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).

Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.
1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"

"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."

2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"

"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"

"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."

"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."
by FHGWHGADS January 18, 2009
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Heinz

One who will try many different ways to catch fish (throws everything in their tackle box at them), but at the end will always go back to live bait.
Peter, is pulling a Heinz again, he can't catch a fish unless it's with live bait.
by Whisperer January 27, 2009
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heine bush

the very hairy part of a male, or some female anatomy, between the very top of there legs right next to the heine hole.
Dawn wanted to toss his salad but she was muffled by Jimmy's heine bush.
by ron bergandy October 29, 2007
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Heino

Adjective/Adverbium

An act of such amazing retardedness, that ordinary word simply cannot describe it.
To be heino is a mixture of autism, retardedness, and cringe

An example of this is posting a word like this on the Urban dictionary
God damn that was heino

How can it be so difficult, to not be heino - GOBrief
by Kylling August 23, 2017
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