heffelump

Heffelump originates from the word 'elefant' crossed with heffer (fat person) This word can be used 2 describe somebody with large butt/nose/ears, or is just incredibly ugly

God, that gemma is one enormous heffelump

Euw! Why the hell did u just snog that ugly heffelump!

by denny's l'il sis September 9, 2004

heferito.com

The definitive source for all things funny on the intarweb.

I just went to Heferito.com and laughed my ass of at the STUPID RICEBOYS pages!

by Heferito January 15, 2004

Heffalump

Someone who is cute and rather innocent. A little air-headed. Can be used to describe someone who is being silly or naive.

No you can not have ice cream as dinner you heffalump.

by Thosewhowanderarentlost October 18, 2017

Heffer

Old fisherman or old person.

That Heffer just smiled at me.

by Phail and Dan October 27, 2008

heff

a complete loser who acts like a woman

nicholas cage in matchstick men

by ben March 13, 2004

Gorilla Heffer Pig

A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.

What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.

Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.

Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?

Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.

Doglet: Harsh times.

by Doglet August 27, 2010

El Hefe Biden

New term for Biden since he does not operate as a president, but as a crime boss.

El Hefe Biden signed another 50 executive orders.

by El Hefe Pelozi February 21, 2021