axe hatch

Deriving from the mental image that its not the woman's vagina, rather a giant hatch created by an axe.
OR:
A term for a pair of meat curtains (see: pussy) that looks like it has been beaten by a hammer more than a penis.

Can be used to describe women's vagina after having kids (looseness/tightness)

Kelsey used to have a nice tight pussy. Then she had kids, now its a big axe hatch. You might as well be throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Her and I went back to my place but to my dismay, what hid behind her panties was nothing but an axe hatch.

by autodidact May 30, 2008

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[hatchet-faced]

extremely unattractive (appearance is so horrible it looks as if someone has literally taken a hatchet to their face)

That girl is so hatchet-faced!

by Kimika October 12, 2008

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HiTechRedneck

The most incredible Honda-owning scooterist in the entire Universe. And ALL of the dimensions thereof.

Damn, man, that HiTechRedneck sure rides that Big Ruckus all over North America! I mean, really, I didn't know you could battle Zombies, and win!, from a scooter!

by protistdog December 14, 2010

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Hatchet Ass

Someone who was stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

“ that hatchet ass bitch wasn’t worth the money I paid her. “

by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018

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hatchey

An imaginary bird. A flamingo ostrich mix. It has an ostrich body and a flamango neck. This bird is very cute and can fit in your hand. Hatchey hatched from a soccer ball. He is so cute and is pink. If you ever grind a hatchey, keep him forever. Cause he never dies👍🏽

That is a cute animal!
Yea. It’s a hatchey!

by - Jordan💜 January 27, 2019

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