Happening

But that’s what happening here, isn’t it?

Hym “Right but you’re using the power of promotion against me. That’s what’s happening. Also, I don’t think Russell appreciates being called a narcissist all the time (and for that reason I think your diagnosis is wrong)....”

Iam “Holy shit dawg! Bison is delicious!”

Hym “Huh?”

Iam “Yeah, I saved you a bite.”

Hym “ A bite!? What happened to the rest of it!?” *Nom* “.... Yah, thash gud...” *Nom*

Iam “Right?”

Hym “Mmm... Ok. Back to what I was saying...”

Iam “Ha! Look at this!”

Hym “Stop interrupting!”

Iam “No look!”

Hym 😤 “... The Joker tried to warn you? THAT’S ME! Hahahahaha! Is that what I did? Ha! Hilarious!”

Iam “Heh, yeah... I hate watching stuff like that...”

Hym “I’ve completely lost track of where I was going with this... I’ll come back to it. That’s funny though.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

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Happeniphobia

The fear of having a lot of events to attend, not because of the people watching, but because of the event itself.

Person 1: You must dance here at 1:00 PM, then, at 4:00 PM, you're gonna attend a business meeting, then finally, at 8:00 PM, you have present your patented product here.
Person 2: How? I have Happeniphobia, it's gonna be really hard for me to do that...

by VirtualizerExtrene December 3, 2022

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