Halmon

A sandwich created by placing a ham steak on each side of a salmon filet and baking it.

Brandon, I'm hungry, bake me a quick halmon.

by Bstew December 11, 2011

haxton

To make an absolute muppet of yourself.

I knocked up a South American belly dancer, I pulled a Haxton

by Maddog8888 February 4, 2014

Hilton Head Paint Job

When a participant in the exercise of relieving one's waste in the bathroom decides to otherwise go on the seat of the toilet. After that, they make sure to thoroughly distribute it by riding back and forth across the porcelain seat.

"Jay, what took you so long?"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"

by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016

Holton

Ms.Holton is a crazy asian obsessed old math teacher who likes to blow her hot breath in your ear. Her breath smells that of rotten eggs and nasty Kombucha tea. She also enjoys the thought of $1 nasty mouth burning cookies and free living space in the school under her desk. She is commonly known as the Crazy Cookie Lady That Lives Under Her Desk. She likes to say on a regular basis "I want to eat Asians"...... She also is a crazy cat lady with approximately 30 cats in her house... And she likes to wear a navy blue outfit with Jesus sandals every day.... She is also in love with a particular little 6th grader...... And is hated by students on campus...

Student speaking:"Ms.Holton just blew her nasty breath in my ear"

by Crazylittleforeigner👌😘 May 5, 2017

Paris Hilton syndrome

The Paris Hilton syndrome refers to the gleeful pleasure that some people get when some essentially harmless prominent or attractive person experiences humiliation; as was the case when the Hilton heiress and model Paris Hilton was outed in the widely-disseminated and infamous sex video. It is essentially one form of schadenfreude.

Meg and Candy enjoyed the fall from grace of pop princess Britney Spears; another manifestation of the Paris Hilton syndrome.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 18, 2006

halongelic

A true buddy who will tell you what he/she thinks, even if it is a white lie because it is the antithesis of what you are and fills in all the gaps so that you will have all the completeness that has left your soul.

A modern psycho-pompus ass who leaves you laughing and crying at the same time but will return when you are better and you will always be rocked as one.

A record in reverse.

by janine turiano October 10, 2004

hayton

Hayton loves to spend time on his own. He loves video games. He can be intelligent and moody. He believes in not putting off until tomorrow what he can put of until the day after tomorrow.

When you perfect procrastinating you've pulled a Hayton.

by Clustered December 19, 2016