boxripper

Boxripper: one who’s manhood is sufficiently endowed enough that when repeatedly inserted into a vagina, the said vagina can become ripped.

When I was born the doctor took one look at my junk and said, “ this one’s gonna be a boxripper.”

by Bstew October 29, 2017

shnubble

The coarse patch of pubic hair around ones genitalia after not being shaved for a week.

I was doing a 69 with this chick the other night and her shnubble chaffed the hell out of my face.

by Bstew October 29, 2017

Halmon

A sandwich created by placing a ham steak on each side of a salmon filet and baking it.

Brandon, I'm hungry, bake me a quick halmon.

by Bstew June 12, 2011