The Guido

You thrust a woman(or dude) until they say that they are cumming, next quickly pull out and say "Han shot first".

So I was giving it to this chick last night. She was about to cum and bam i pulled The Guido on her.

by Steve the Mandelorian May 18, 2010

Guido-grease-mokney

A nicely tanned italian that is good with cars

Usually has a first or middle name of Antonio

"Hey man this Guido-grease-mokney totally helped jump my car today after school!"

by Guido-grease-monkey February 24, 2010

guedo

Guedo: Normaly an italian hotie. or an hot ass colubian person that walks on the boredwalk with his friends in gennie T's being rowdy. With a great sence of style... males tipicaly hate this guedo's (if there not one) because they are great with the ladies and can steal his friends gf's with ease. Normaly has a good Itialin name like Toney, Anthony, Dante, Nico and Demeiko. Guedo's normaly are slick and can get what ever girl they want. normaly atracted to an Italian female who plays hard to get... they dont like easy targets.

Guedo: hey guys u wanna hit the beach? We can prob pic up some girls.
All: YEA!
Later...
The guedo spots a hot chick, short shorts the works...

(wistels)
Girl: oh shut up u guedo
He keeps on hitting on her and they later end up dating.

by guesswho92slc December 25, 2009

Gundoed

1. To show or feel great adventure in search of weird predicaments; rejoice in nature while moderately to seriously intoxicated; exult excitement in ridiculous activities of likely unknown consequences.
2. To celebrate a jubilee or joyful occasion or just a regular old evening with one’s friends while seeking out lofty aspirations of glory with potential mildly but not seriously regrettable side effects.

“Though this sudden setback of hypothermia was slightly unexpected, the duo was proud they gundoed themselves late in the evening after jumping out of the chariot that was destined for their fearless leader’s warm and welcoming mountain den.” – Diary of Parshe, from her* time as an adventurous whippersnapper who liked to partay.

“Oh hell no, there is no way I am going to get sucked into getting gundoed again after our last time when we ended up on a train destined for Stockton while wearing our custom pimp suits and ended up in a car filled with junkies who wanted to play dice with us and just so happened to be ex dice-masters who took our pimp suits right off our backs leaving us only in our thongs that we thought were hilarious when we bought them 4 hours and 10 shots before the train ride. But I do kind of want to go....” – Memoir of a Gaucho circa 2009.

by Mystika July 31, 2012

guyot

a fagot that likes truffle butter

that guys such a guyot

by hijhonny July 31, 2016

guido

Judging by the previous definitions, a guido must be someone who inspires a lot of haters. These haters have probably had their girlfriends stolen by a guido who actually goes to a gym and takes care of himself. It probably happened at a bar where the guido was actually having a good time dancing while the unshowered white-bread boyfriend (from Ohio with no rhythm who thinks he is a New Yorker because he has been here 3 years) was off in the corner complaining about Bridge and Tunnel people coming into the city and wishing he had downloaded that way too cool new obscure alt-rock/retro 80s (undanceable) song on his iPod.

I have no culture, ethnic food, family loyalty or rhythm of my own where I am from in Bumble F@ck USA so I make fun of guidos and pretend to be a hip New Yorker.

by Juan Cazador July 23, 2004

gaydom

the act of or participation in the act of being gay

derrick was radiating with gaydom last night.

by cyko420 January 20, 2010